As the whole nation, the world’s largest democracy waited with bated breath for the election results on May 16th, we got some reactions from prominent party members from all parties on the course of counting the votes. This being a country with different story unfolding in every state/region added to the complexity of the elections making it difficult to predict the winner as it was a close fight in some of the regions. So let’s hear in before wasting any further time..
Congi Spokesperson on his party’s dismal performance hinting an end to dynasty politics:
Aisa Zakhm Diya Hai Jo Naa Phir Bharega
Har Naagrikon Se, Ab Yeh Dil Darega
Hum Toh Election Haar Kar Yunhi Mar Mite The
Sun Lo Ye Voteron, Yeh Humse Ab Na Hoga
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Apni Toh Jaise Taise Thodi Aise Ya Waise
Apni Toh Jaise Taise Thodi Aise Ya Waise
Kat Jaayegi, AAP Ka Kya Hoga Janabe-Ali
AAP Ka Kya Hoga??
Kejriwal introspecting on winning only 4 seats covering only Punjab and not opening it’s account elsewhere:
Hum Toh Teher Punjabi, Satta kya banaoge??
Subah Pehle Gaadi Se, Ghar Ko Laut Jaayenge…
Kejri then dedicates the same song to Congress President Ms Gandhi:
Tum Toh Teher Pardesi, Satta kya banaoge??
Subah Pehle Flight Se, Italy Ko Laut Jaaogee…
Diggi proposes his lady love expecting a positve answer,asking some serious questions at the same time on a counting day:
Hum AAP ke hai kaun??
Hum AAP ke hai kaun??
N D Tiwari(88, who recently got married) feels left out and fears of a serious competition from Diggi:
Le Jayenge Le Jayenge
Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Aji Rahey Jayenge Rahey Jayenge
Bachelors Dektey Rahey Jayenge
Diggi(67) hits back and dedicates a song to his lady love Amrita Rai paying no heed to election results trends:
Jawaani Jaaneman Haseen Amrita
Milein Do Dil Jawaan Nisaar Ho Gaya
Shikaar Khud Yahaan Shikaar Ho Gaya
Yeh Kya Sitam Huwa Yeh Kya Zulam Huwa
Yeh Kya Ghazab Huwa Yeh Kaise Kab Huwa
Na Jaanoon Main Na Jaane Woh, Ahaaaaaa!!!
BSP, DMK, NC could not manage a single seat which was shocking and surprising at the same time. To celebrate this momentous occasion, Maya sang this song:
Anda anda anda anda anda………
Aao sikhao tumhe ande ka funda
Yeh nahee pyare koyi mamuli banda
Iss me chhupa hai election ka fal safa
Ande me anda anda, funde me funda anda
Ande ka anda anda, funde ka funda anda
Once BJP made mission 272 success on it’s own:
Na Chahoon Sona Chaandi, Na Maangoon Amma Didi
Yeh Mere Kis Kaam Ke??
Na Maangoon BJD Bhi, Na Maangoon TDP bhi
Yeh To Hain Bas Naam Ke
Deti Hai Support De Badle Mein Support Le
Ghe ghe ghe ghe ghe, ghe Re Saahiba
Politics Mein Sauda Nahin
Most of Congress prominent leaders and sitting MP’s were thrown out of power swiped by Modi Wave. They were heard like this in a party meeting after results were announced.
Chalkaye Jaam Aayiye AapKi Haar Ke Naam, Modi ke Naam
Soniya introspecting on RaGa:
Ufff Ab Main Kya Karoon
Main Kya Karoon, Main Kya Karoon..
Is Rahul Ka Kya Karoon, Main Kya Karoon Main Kya Karoon..
L K Advani could not fulfill his dream of being a PM one day and was not very excited(as expected) to see Modi win. He was caught singing this song at his home:
Abhi Mujh Mein Kahin, Baaki Thodi Si Hai Zindagi,
Jagi Umeed Nayi Banna Mujhe atleast Speaker Sahi
Some of the important news update of the hour
2 people (Mr NoSe and Mr YoYo) were spotted in the theatres watching latest comedy cum tragedy cum mystery cum musical cum drama cum thriller ‘The Xpose’ starring greatest singer of our generation Mr. Himesh Reshammiya and greatest rapper Mr. Yo Yo Honey Singhaaaa….
Rakhi Sawant’s Hari Mirchi managed to grab 15 votes in her debut election. Search is on for 14 people who voted for her.
Congress has managed to win less than 50 seats which would give them all the liberty to create a WatsApp group without leaving out any MP.
Let’s spare 2 minute silence for MMS 10 years of silence.
RaGa will be conferred highest civilian award of India- Bharat Ratna,for campaigning rigorously and giving a lone interview(To Ornab Da) for bringing up a change,giving hope and bright future for this country by rooting out Congress in their worst ever defeat after independence.
H D DeveGowda and others said that if NaMo comes into power, they will leave India. Now that he has won, they are saying they were ‘misquoted’.
Meanwhile, Diggi & N D Tiwari begin to fight again, this time humming English songs. Diggi says I’m sexy and I know it and Tiwari responds saying I Just Can’t Get Enough
People of this country singing in unison once final results were out announcing NaMo as the PM with a landslide victory:
Bande Mein Hai Dum Vande Mataram!!
Bande Mein Hai Dum Vande Mataram!!
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Kyunki Tum Hi Ho Ab Tum Hi Ho
Zindagi, Ab Tum Hi Ho
Bharosa Bhi, Mera Vikas bhi,
Mere PM Bhi, Ab Tum Hi Ho
All Thought it was Modi Wave/Tsunami watever you call it that made the difference in this historic election. Read on to know the real reason..
All The Modi Fans Yeh, Don’t Miss the Chance Yeh
All The Modi Fans Yeh, Don’t Miss the Chance Yeh
To Thank Rajni Kantha, THE ‘THAILAVA’(as Namo met Rajni before results)
So here’s the tribute…..
Moochhon ko thoda round Ghumaa ke
Annaa ke jaisaa chashmaa lagaa ke
Coconut Mein lassi milaa ke
Aa jao saare mood bana ke..
All The Rajni Fans Yeh, Don’t Miss the Chance Yeh
All The Rajni Fans Yeh, Don’t Miss the Chance Yeh
Lungi Dance Lungi Dance
Lungi Dance Lungi Dance
Lungi Dance Lungi Dance
PS: NOM to any person involved. Just written for fun. 😉
Being Curious.. 